Uno pa' practicar el english

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  • Sabrina
    Sabrina
    MRS MASTER
    • Feb 2006
    • 16,856

    I just got my new Lexus RX400H, and returned to the dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!"

    He said, "Nelson!

    The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

    "Willie!" He continued...and On The Road Again ! came from the speakers.

    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
    "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.

    One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled..... "ASSHOLES!"

    The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill
    Clinton on sax.... Damn, I LOVE this car

    :P
    hffehkhhjfsd sigpic Vive tu vida de tal manera que cuando tus pies toquen el suelo en la mañana, el diablo se estremezca y diga.... "En la madre!.... ya se levantó!!"
  • fer
    fer

    Re: Uno pa' practicar el english

    jojojo...

    buen chiste politico
  • Kin
    Kin
    Banned
    • Mar 2006
    • 2,715

    Re: Uno pa' practicar el english

    que suave
  • calibretto
    calibretto
    Ansina has to be
    • Mar 2006
    • 3,500

    Re: Uno pa' practicar el english

    😁
  • calibretto
    calibretto
    Ansina has to be
    • Mar 2006
    • 3,500

    Re: Uno pa' practicar el english

    aqui tengo uno de un juego bastante interesante 😁

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    Those mexicans are very funny people, they play a nice game called "shinga t'mathre".
    The game consists in some people sitting around a table, and everyone has a board with pictures stamped on it, and a bunch of beans on the left side; a man tells what picture appears from a deck of cards, that way he says:

    "il negrrito" and everybody puts a bean on "il negrrito"; "el botellow" and everybody puts a bean on "el botellow"; "lo escalerow" again a bean on "lo escalerow" picture, then one of those say "louteria!!!..."


    and eeeeverybody screams: "shinga t'mathre!!!!"
  • gijjy
    gijjy
    The Gijjyer
    • Feb 2006
    • 7,347

    Re: Uno pa' practicar el english

    jajajajajajajaja me gusto el de cali..
  • Sabrina
    Sabrina
    MRS MASTER
    • Feb 2006
    • 16,856

    Re: Uno pa' practicar el english

    esta excelente.. cali 🤣 jajajajaja
    hffehkhhjfsd sigpic Vive tu vida de tal manera que cuando tus pies toquen el suelo en la mañana, el diablo se estremezca y diga.... "En la madre!.... ya se levantó!!"
  • ABO
    ABO
    en otra cantina...
    • Mar 2006
    • 3,292

    Re: Uno pa' practicar el english

    BUEN CHISTE CALI


    AHORA COMO SE DIRIA MMMMMMMMM

    DIGAMOS.....

    LA RANA
    hay muchas razones para dejar de tomar... pero hay miles de anecdotas para seguir haciendolo....


    CUANDO LA VIDA TE DA LA ESPALDA... AGARRALE LAS NALGAS....
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