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- 1. El 70% del peso humano es agua, el 70% del peso de Chuck Norris es su pene.
- 2. Chuck Norris no considera haber tenido relaciones sexuales si la mujer sobrevive el encuentro.
- 3. Chuck Norris no usa reloj, el decide la hora.
- 4. Cuando Chuck Norris visito Las Islas Virgenes, despues de su visita estas solo se llaman simplemente Las Islas.
- 5. Chuck Norris no lo piensa, coge.
- 6. El 94% de las mujeres del país perdio su virginidad con Chuck Norris, el otro 6% estaban muy feas o gordas.
- 7. El principal producto de exportaci?n de Chuck Norris es el dolor.
- 8. Chuck Norris tiene dos velocidades: caminar y matar.
- 9. Chuck Norris conoce el gran secreto, el ultimo numero de pi.
- 10. Chuck Norris es verbo, no sustantivo.
- 11. El dopaje no existe, solo existen atletas bendecidos por Chuck Norris.
- 12. Chuck Norris puede dividir cualquier numero entre cero.
- 13. Chuck Norris usa una serpiente viva de cascabel como condon.
- 14. Chuck Norris invento el Internet para guardad todo su material porno.
- 15. Chuck Norris no voto por el Peje, por eso el Peje perdio.
jojo!
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.02
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.03
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.04
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.05
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.06
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.07
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.08
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.09
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.10
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/
...but he sucks cus he's a republican.
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